sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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