i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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