dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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