I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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