how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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