I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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