talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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