yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
