Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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