He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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