Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I want a musical about memes.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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