I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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