It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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