But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think my vagina is haunted
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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