So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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