Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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