I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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