Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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