I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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