video games are the ultimate cock blocker
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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