whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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