I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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