that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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