adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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