Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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