your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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