So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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