do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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