i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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