I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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