doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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