Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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