I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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