thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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