Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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