Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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