1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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