Well apparently he's into motor boating.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Randomize
