Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
