what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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