i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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