I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Randomize
