I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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