We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Randomize
