Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Panties = found
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
