Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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