It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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