oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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