U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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