On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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