But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Randomize
