I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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