She announced her abortion via fbk
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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