Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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