Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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