Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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