Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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